Meet Betty Lou

Bowling Bag Outside
Originally uploaded by lothruin

Betty Lou started her life as a bowling bag, but she had it up to HERE with men groping her all the time, expecting her to carry their balls around all delicate-like and stuffing her in trunks. She is going to get herself some new pretties and give a whack at being a needlework bag instead. I am picturing needle and hook rolls made of retro bowling fabric, perhaps a blank book with a couple of score-keeping pencils and who knows what else my fertile mind will come up with. I am in love with Betty Lou. At $3, I admit she was a cheap trollop, but we'll make an honest woman of her soon enough. She rocks because she has a solid plastic ass. What better could a girl want than a needlework bag that can be plopped down in a puddle or wet grass and none the worse for the delicate contents?